this is me
can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do
when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”
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amateur my ass
amateur just means ‘doesn’t get paid’
Finally I can wrap my phone around my cock, set it to vibrate and call myself.
THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR.