I'm Jess. 22. Orangevale. I speak French. I try to speak German. Multifandom. Harry Potter. Divergent. Hunger Games. Misfits. Disney. The Fault in Our Stars. Doctor Who. Skins. Pretty Little Liars. Music. Jake

tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do


wowcanyoulike-not:

No but imagine Madame Pomfrey having to deal with all of the male students who have used the Engorgio spell on themselves.


theroguefeminist:

i literally find every iteration of this meme HILARIOUS no matter what fandom it involves


awkwardvagina:

awkwardvagina:

so yesterday i was in london and i tripped up at the tube station and was helped up by this guy so i told my friend

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and just now my friend sent me a link to this craigslist ad 

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I AM IN DISBELIEF 

Update: i have now procured a date


top 10 favorite chick flick comedies (2000s)


theycallmechristmascheeks:

ghostfacekissah:

look at nick jonas posing in the background omg

i hit that first


awfullyrandom:

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD



maytheodds:

katniss everdeen, the girl who needs to SHUT THE HELL UP.


mionewazlib:

Harry Potter & the Half-blood Prince as a Romantic Comedy.

Brilliant.


FZ