Fire beats Roses again.





I'm Jess. 20. Ravenclaw. District 2. Orangevale. Campbell. Harry Potter. Hunger Games. Vegetarian. Disney. ADTR. Gilmore Girls. AVPM. Winchester Mystery House. New Girl. Pretty Little Liars. Music. Paul Mitchell Future Professional. JakeI have a bucket list and a list of things I want.
Oh and I have a healthy obsession with Josh Hutcherson and Alexander Ludwig.




So Jake and I are looking at a campground in the San Simeon State Park. We’re on the phone with each other looking at the same site. Out of nowhere, he stops, gasps and says “Oh my god. Do you see it?” And I’m like “See what!?” And in a very serious voice he was like “THE PENIS” and then I died of laughter and called my sister into the room and we all had a laugh together. Good times. Here’s the map if you wanna see it.

So Jake and I are looking at a campground in the San Simeon State Park. We’re on the phone with each other looking at the same site. Out of nowhere, he stops, gasps and says “Oh my god. Do you see it?” And I’m like “See what!?” And in a very serious voice he was like “THE PENIS” and then I died of laughter and called my sister into the room and we all had a laugh together. Good times. Here’s the map if you wanna see it.



Hahaha. His little typo’s make all the difference sometimes.

Hahaha. His little typo’s make all the difference sometimes.



Jake getting his blood sugar tested and getting an insulin shot. By my diabetic sister. Even though he’s not diabetic. He just wanted to feel special.

Side note, it was only a unit of insulin. It did nothing, so to those of you complaining that it did horrible things to him, it didn’t. He’s alive and kicking.