Finishing off your man like
How to talk to your crush
1. Be confident. Walk up to him.
why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
a fun way to start the day is by getting a call from a robot pretending to be a human
Tfw you accidentally shake the conditioner too hard before opening it and it comes out like a 19 yr old after 30 seconds